Thursday, September 10, 2009

The Dirty Rat Race


Some assh*le, whose name I can't (refuse) to remember said on air that it is Noy-noy's (Aquino, son of the late great senator Benigno "Ninoy" Aquino--he's the four-eyed dude with his fist on his chin in the P500.00 bill for you, dumb kids--and the late former President Corazon "Cory" Aquino) "destiny" to become president of this nation of ours. Apart from Johnnny Knoxville's classic ideas, that's about the stupidest sh*t I've heard in a long while. That goes "up there" (in the hall of fame of stupid ideas) together with Johnny Ponce Enrile's "Scrap the Energy Royalty Tax" crap, the proposed new tax on text messaging, and the latest issuance by the Ombudsman to prohibit (in the guise of regulation) the access of anyone to the SALN (Statements of Assets, Liabilities and Net Worth) of government officials. In the words of Dave Mustaine (MegadetH founder and frontman extraordinaire), Destiny, oh, that wicked schemer!

Noy-noy, as he's already a senator (Yey mom!), IMHO had already reached the pinnacle, no, the apex, of his political adventure. I mean, Noy-noy? What the F*cking hell? If you make a list of senate underachievers, he's most likely to top the list just behind senator Lito-lito and whatshisface "Panday" wannabe. (FPJ's death must be partly caused by the remake of the classic by a pa-cute over-age dumbass like this son of Nardong Putik). To make things simple, Ninoy is Ninoy, Cory is Cory, and Noy-noy is f*cking Noy-noy. He's just that--f*cking Noy-noy. He's Kristeta's still-to-come-out-but-perhaps-never-will gay only brother. I always imagine him doing funny things like picking his nose or catching a quick nap during senate session hearings and whatnot.

I heard that his "supporters," before Noy-noy "decided" to "accept" the "ordeal" of running for president even made signature drives but the results were, well, a little bit short of catastrophic. Apart from these gooks who started these drives, about two (2) other people signed I think, but they get to keep the pens. The pens perhaps are Parkers. So, even without the millions of signatures of Filipinos "clamoring" for another child of a president to become president because it is his goddamned "destiny,"--just like it was the devil-whore GMA's--f*cking Noy-noy went ahead and "accepted" the "offer" for him to run for president of this so-called great democracy.

But what really bugs me is Mar "Anak, itabi mo, ako na" Roxas' decision to back out from the presidential race. I never really liked the b*tch Korina Sanchez, but I really do feel for her. I also sympathize with everyone who placed their entire trust--though misguided, if I may say so myself--to Mr. Palengke. I mean, if I really believed that this guy, f*cking Mar Roxas is worthy and should be the next president of this republic, and then when the sh*t hits the fan he suddenly backs the f*ck out without even consulting anyone who is anyone in his core camp, I'd be fuming mad with disappointment in epic proportions. If I were Korina, I'd bitch-slap him twice on both cheeks. Damn cowardice ruined first lady dreams. I wish the wedding pulls through as it should. At least the people will find that entertaining and would leave some sort of psychological saving-grace for Roxas.

Then there's Jejomar "Barrack-O" Binay. I heard he's also backing out from the race. Good for him. He was sure to loose anyway. Why? Because the rest of the country is not Makati. Sa Makati, todo-todo ang benepisyo. Sa Pilipinas, todo-todo ang perwisyo. Somehow, however, I am a tad disappointed when I heard the news. Even if he was destined to loose, I could've voted for him. He's a De Molay and for me, that's enough reason.

Manny Villar seems/appears to be doing good. His war chest is huge and he's reacting to recent events like a good tactician should. All this hype with f*cking Noy-noy will surely die down. The elections are still a few months away and a lot of things could still happen. While I don't exactly like his philosophy, I am a sort of a fan of his marketing skill. This guy could probably sell refrigerators to damn Eskimoes. His campaign strategy is cool and well thought of ab initio. The "interview" with Boy Abunda was a stroke of genius. I particularly liked one Q&A which went like this:

Boy Abunda: Senator, maraming nagsasabi na napakalaki na ng inyong nagasta sa kampanya, at alam naman ng lahat na kung hindi mangungurakot ang isang opisyal ng gobyerno, hindi nya mababawi ang kanyang nagastos noong siya ay nangangampanya pa lamang. Ano po ang masasabi ninyo dito?

Manny Villar: Alam mo Boy, bata pa lang ako, namulat na ako sa negosyo, at dahil sa sipag at tiyaga, na pinaniniwalaan kong mayroon lahat tayong mga Pilipino, at dahil ako ay sinwerte, medyo naka-angat ako sa buhay. Tungkol naman sa mga nagastos ko, at patuloy pa ring ginagastos dulot ng aking paghahangad makapag-lingkod ng lubos, hindi ko na iniisip na bigyan yan ng halaga.

Eto naman ang tanonng ko sa iyo Boy, papaanno mo ibnigyan ng halaga o presyo ang isang panngarap? Pangarap ko ang maglingkod sa ating bayan bilang pangulo at gagawin ko ang lahat para matupad ang pangarap na ito. Hindi na bale ang lahat ng gastos alang-alang sa pangarap kong maglingkod sa sambayanang Pilipino.

I just hope that if he wins it all, he won't spend all his time being president building ghetto quality subdivisions, flame warring with a d*ckwad like Lacson, and "rescuing" migrant workers who got their lives f*cked-up abroad.

And oh, never-you-mind the pundits ike Estrada (who seems to be loosing his mind these days with that running TV ad), Teodoro, Legarda, BF (the Napoleon-complex ridden jerk who deserves his own hater blog), Villanueva, Panlilio, etc., et-f*cking-cetera. They were all losers to begin with and they will always will be.

Finally, I'm getting to like Chiz Escudero. He has the becoming of a good guy. He won't win if he runs for president, but I starting to like him. Maybe Sherryl, my skinny little classmate from AUSL who had the biggest crush on this skinny little guy was right. Chiz could be "The Man" of the future.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thank you for articulating what the pundits should be saying: 'Ninoy is Ninoy. Cory is Cory. Noynoy is Noynoy.' He should be measured as an individual not as the son of this or the son of that.

You almost got it correctly when you said that that he could top the list of Senate underachievers. A recent article of the PCIJ reveals that Noynoy has passed a meager 9 bills. Only Alan Cayetano filed less with 8. Yes Lito Lapid and Bong Revilla had more bills filed than Noynoy.

(Trivia: Nardong Putik's son has already re-made before FPJ died. So he already 'massacred' the film before his death and he's gonna do it again.)

Atty. Jorge said...
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Atty. Jorge said...

Thanks. I didn't make a research. All of the things I wrote are just based on the stuff waiting to come out from the back of my head--you know, those that are repressed. LOL.

Mandy where's your comment?

Anonymous said...

Nice comments...untiring to read though its long but its okay at kaisip-isip.

Ang mahal mangarap ni Manny Villar, almost 500M na ang ads niya while the approx legal salary of a Pres starting nxt yr is 8.64M in 6 years (if my memory serves me right, 120T/month based on a recent standardized salary rate of a president)Dont believe hindi niya babawiin ang sarili niyang ginastos, me lusot pa konti (sana) kasi kung donasyon pwede hindi na niya bawiin direkta sa kaban ng bayan, pagbigyan na lang niya ang mga donors niya sa kontrata na hihingin sa kanya kung matsambahan niya ang palasyo.

Asus naman si Noynoy, balita ko tanghali magising yan, kaya sa mga debate tutulog tulog yan kung di pa gigisingin ng nanay niya nagsasabunutan na sa debate siya ala pa, sabagay ano masasabunot sa kanya :-)

Eto namang si Mar, mangyari kulelat sa survey, maski anong padyak niya naunahan pa siya ni Erap,maski tumira na si Erap ng gamot na paatras ang lakad...so gawa sila ng telenovela w/ABS, pasa niya ang sulo ke Noy, eh biglang naglaway si Noy at ang nakapaligid na sila Dinky doo et al, "happy days are here", pinagpyestahan sila ng ABS-CBN, buti na lang di ako Kapamilya di ko inaksaya ang oras ko.Baka nga manalangin pa sila na me mamatay araw araw sa kanila para yun ang gamitin nilang kampanya, kasi nananangan sila sa kinang ng kamatayan ng nanay niya,gamitan ba ng karisma ng patay vs karisma ng buhay and eleksyon? Pag pinatayo mo ng sabay sabay sa entablado ang mga yan, hiyawan malamang dahil ke Kris di dahil ke Noy.

Ano ba nagawa na ni Noy, 9 na bills ahhhh kaya pala Sept 9, 09 siya nagdeklara..tama sa pungsoy yan. Mabait na tao siya pero di ko makita ang leadership capacity niya, sa kamara na nga lang di naman yan tumatak sa mga isyung kontrobersyal noon. Mabuti pa etong si Escudero, sa isang iglap namayani ang sipag sa paglaban sa mga maling gawi ng admin. Sa time niya bilang House Minority Leader tutuong naging aktibo ang kongreso at mamamayan na makialam sa isyu ng bansa. Now walang buhay ang kamara kasi wala ng batang masipag sa grupo nila sayang sana tinuloy ng mga naiwang bata ang sigla at pakikialam sa isyu ng bayan.

Saka katawa tawa ang tropang LP (Lapiang Papansin) asta mo sila na ang hulog ng langit na dapat suportahan ng tao, lahat ng presidentiables ba piliting pasuportahin kay Noy,,,oy pwede ba magkasundo man kayo, taumbayan pa rin ang maghahalal sa inyo di kayo kayo na lang mga lintek kayo ah!

Saka sabi nila malaks si Noy, eh bakit naninikluhod sila ke Erap, ke Villar at ke Chiz na suportahan si Noy, dapat hayaang magkusa silang sumupota or lumaban sila loahat ng makita sino ang malakas, matira ang matibay na lang ang laban kasi wala namang matibay na kalaban na manok ni GMA.Ano sila hilo, si Noy lang ang ihahatag sa amin, ni hindi ka ganahan makinig sa speech niya, nakasulat na nga speech niya, nakasalamin na siya, di pa niya mabasa, nabubulol pa, at kakamot kakamot sa ulo at ilong....Naku naman give someone that will inspire us, that we will give our time to listen, na pag tiningnan mo naman presentable at pag hinatarap mo kaninuman seseryosohin siya, di ung kakamutan ka sa ulo. Malamang mangunot noo at saltikan yan ni Obama pag nagkaharap sila ah!

Sana ang maging presidente natin ung malinaw magsalita, inspirasyong pakinggan, at mauunawaan natin at pagbibigyan natin ang sinasabi kasi di sumasakay lang sa bagon ng emosyon. Na pag nakiusap sa atin na konting pasensiya at hirap talaga ang buhay natin, gutom man tayo at least pagbibigyan natin unawain. Hindi yung gutom na nga tayo ang haharap sa atin, kakamot kamot sa ulo,bulol na , tapos babasahin pa ang speech at sasabihan lang pala tayong "magretreat kayo ng lumipas ang gutom ninyo".Malamang mababaliw tayo pag ganyan ang pinuno na mahahalal.

IndieAko

Atty. Jorge said...

thanks. i better edit this and remove the f*ckin' expletives. hahaha

tubongcavite said...

Don't delete the expetives, it will not sound like you if you delete them, hehehe..

Well, I thought you would vote for Noynoy because he is Ninoy's son. I remember you referred to Ninoy as Uncle Ninoy. It only means that your well is deeper than I thought.

I will vote for Noynoy because De Quiros is for him. No other reason. And yes, he would not bring shame to his name. That's Kris job.

I almost missed this blog because of the fucking mafia wars, hehehe.. Nice job, ,my friend, keep them coming..

Atty. Jorge said...

my wife made me promise a while back to stay "clean" in my blog entries but strong ideas deserve even stronger words. besides, promises are meant to be...you know (a la Manny Paquiao).

i don't want to write another political post. ever. it gets read. lol.